Looking like "Fan 4's" The Thing, Dr. Dre appeared in all his massive rock-hard glory. Sippin' on gin and juice? No longer keeping his muscled bod on the down low, Timbaland brought sexyback by accentuating his jewels with a slimming little black tank! While Maroon 5's formerly scrawny lead singer/gigolo rocked his buff shoulders and biceps in a regulation hipster vest. It's getting harder to breathe!
Looking fierce, guys!  Posted Sep 10th 2007 2:18PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TV  TMZ has learned that actor Lane Garrison has been moved back to Twin Towers jail in downtown Los Angeles. Terry Thornton, spokeswoman for the Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation tells TMZ, "Lane Garrison has completed his diagnosis testing and was sent back to L.A. County Jail to await a judge's decision." Garrison, who pleaded guilty to vehicular manslaughter in May, had been moved last month to the California Institute for Men, the state prison in Chino, Calif. to undergo a psychological evaluation to determine if he's suitable for probation. Garrison was driving drunk on the night of December 2, 2006, when he crashed his Range Rover, killing 17-year-old Vahagn Setian. Two teenage girls in the car were seriously injured. Garrison's official sentencing hearing will be October 31. Posted Sep 10th 2007 2:08PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Wacky and Weird  If it were 1968, Joe Jackson would be the escorted through a private entrance to the hottest L.A. clubs and given the V.I.P. treatment -- but forty years later, he can't even get through the front door! TMZ spotted the tyrannical dad attempting to enter Mood nightclub in Hollywood, (was it Polident night?) and he was denied! That's no way to treat Michael Jackson's poppa! The iron fisted Jackson, 78, appeared to be in the company of a young lady -- or two! Where was wife Katherine? Maybe she made a few phone calls to get Joe on the "Do Not Allow" list! Anyway, he's out way past his 7:00 PM bedtime! Posted Sep 10th 2007 1:58PM by TMZ Staff  Wardrobe did not order this costume change! TMZ has obtained surveillance tape of a "Pulp Fiction" star slipping on a ski mask and skulking around a parking garage. The shady incident is captured on security cameras. Who is it, and what did he take out of the garage? The full caper and the actor's identity revealed, tonight on the premiere episode of "TMZ." Check your local listings for show times. Posted Sep 10th 2007 1:49PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Hot Vegas  Cisco Adler sure knows how to party ... like a frat boy! The Whitestarr frontman was seen wandering through the lobby of the Palms hotel last night after the VMAs -- with a funnel in his hand! He turned to our cameraman and yelled, "We're going back to college tonight!" Back? Hard to believe Cisco even went to college in the first place. Posted Sep 10th 2007 1:10PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Talk Sports Manchester United football player Cristiano Ronaldo was spotted vacationing in Portugal over the weekend showing off some major talent.  TMZ would give you a front view, but we can't risk being held liable for any strokes or heart failure that the photo might cause. Well, that and the fact that the only pictures available are of his backside. And what a side it is! Posted Sep 10th 2007 1:07PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Train Wrecks While Britney trainwrecked, a slew of rockers, celebs and reality TV rejects donned their worst to witness it. Some stars should be heard and not seen, as proved by this year's crop of VMA casualties.  Click on in for a look at some of this year's VMA Bad Fashion. Posted Sep 10th 2007 12:49PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Wacky and Weird  Sultry grandma Jessica Simpson was leaving New York restaurant Da Silvano yesterday, when an over excited fan bleated like an abandoned fawn! Jessica's jaw dropped as she entered her waiting SUV, and as she did, the fan's howling hosanna escalated -- with jumping and clapping. Praise be to Jessica! Simpson couldn't resist saying goodbye -- as she opened her window and thanked the loon for the laugh support! Posted Sep 10th 2007 12:43PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Wacky and Weird  "First Wives Club" star Bette Midler needs to show off her hubby more often! Bette was posing for pics during Fashion Week in NY when her husband decided to join her -- but security had other plans! A guard tried to physically remove Bette's man, Martin von Haselberg -- but Marty wasn't havin' none of that! He told security, "I'm her f**king husband!" You can't blame them, no one knows who the eff he is! Ms. Midler quickly confirmed that he was indeed her beloved, and security apologized. That's no way to treat the wind beneath her wings! Posted Sep 10th 2007 12:42PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Hot Vegas Oscar winner Jamie Foxx made a late night appearance at Tao nightclub in Vegas over the weekend, helping to do some in crowd bartending. Who needs a glass?!  TMZ snapped this photo of Foxx around 4:00 AM at the Bocaj Vodka Party at the Venetian, where he attempted to pour a little somethin' in a lucky dreamgirl's mouth. She was plucked from the crowd with the help of Jamie's trusty little flashlight. Smooth operator! No word on if she actually got a taste of his cocktail. Posted Sep 10th 2007 12:41PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Fashion The fur flew at fashion designer/"Project Runway" host Michael Kors' Spring 2008 Bryant Park fashion show, when a group called NYC Animal Rights staged a peaceful protest, crying wolf on his use of fur. * Ahoooooooooo!*  Earlier this year, Kors was cited by the Humane Society of the United States for using dog fur in some of his designs. Since March, Kors has discontinued his use of dog fur, but still uses rabbit and broadtail fur. His spring collection didn't contain fur pieces, but, said Santos Lopez, founder of NYC Animal Rights, "The animals that will be used in his fall collection are already suffering in cages, and we only get a chance to speak to him twice a year. I don't want to look like we're bullying people, but these designers are celebrating the deaths of animals." Billy Daley, Michael Kors' Vice President of Global Communications, had no comment on the protest. Posted Sep 10th 2007 12:35PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Hot Vegas Funny lady Sandra Bernhard was also in Vegas this weekend -- except she wasn't there to watch Britney disintegrate. Sandra took part in an HRC event at club Krave -- and had a few drag queens with her on stage.  TMZ can't tell which are the drag queens and which one is Sandra. Can you? Posted Sep 10th 2007 12:16PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Beauty, Paris Hilton Somewhere between Lynwood and Las Vegas, Paris Hilton matured -- into a 56-year-old Palm Beach matron! Bring the car around, Jeeves!  The chronologically 26-year-old turned up at the VMAs on Sunday -- in this shellacked, short blond, cover-my-gray 'do -- looking like a Sunshine State news anchor meets Ivana Trump! That's not hot! Paris has gone from flashing her goods -- to flashing her AARP card! Posted Sep 10th 2007 12:15PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Britney Spears, R.I.P.  Posted Sep 10th 2007 12:14PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Wacky and Weird  It's been more than 20 years since "Happy Days" signed off for good, but Henry Winkler still has fans clamoring for autographs -- with Fonz pics in hand! Heyyyyy!TMZ caught Winkler leaving an event in Los Angeles last night when a few fans stopped the star for his John Hancock. But Henry said he only had time to sign one, and then quickly had to move on. Don't be such a Potsie! Posted Sep 10th 2007 11:44AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Hot Mamas  Taking your daughter to the park is normal. Taking your daughter to the park with your husband is normal. Taking your daughter to the park with your baby daddy is normal. But taking your daughter to the park with your husband AND your baby daddy is a tad awk-ward. That was the scene at Palisades Park in Santa Monica yesterday when Kate Beckinsale, hubby Len Wiseman, and ex-boyfriend/baby daddy Michael Sheen took "their" daughter Lily out for the afternoon. Anyone for a "My Two Dads" remake? Posted Sep 10th 2007 11:30AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Hot Vegas  The non-stop VMA Vegas partying continued last night with Diddy throwing a bash at LAX nightclub at Luxor. An amped Diddy played MC on the microphone as he donned a crown -- this man is so modest! Paris Hilton just stood by the CEO like a trophy wife -- as he went on and on ... and on! Chatty Diddy! Everyone knows the music mogul loves to hear himself talk, but does he have to torture club goers with his endless jibberjab?! Posted Sep 10th 2007 11:19AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo Performing daughter dadager Joe Simpson doesn't need one of his girls on hand to appear creepy. He can do it all by himself!  The creator of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson was at a swag event held in celebration of Rolling Stone's 40th Anniversary this weekend in Vegas. These events, usually exclusive to media and celebrities, made an exception for daddy. Good 'ol Joe did his best impression of a dirty old man on the verge of flashing in this musical bathrobe. Posted Sep 10th 2007 11:08AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: TV, Wacky and Weird Wrestler/reality villain Jon Dalton -- "Jonny Fairplay" to "Survivor" fans -- tells TMZ exclusively that he and "America's Next Top Model" contender Michelle Deighton are expecting a little bundle of reality joy -- their first, and it's already 17 weeks along!  And we're pretty sure he's not fibbing: "Michelle and I couldn't be more happier [sic] and I wouldn't LIE about that!" says Jonny, who's perhaps most famous for concocting what "Survivor" host Jeff Probst called "the greatest lie" in the show's history. He came third in the seventh season. The sweethearts have been dating for two years. Where's an island when you need one? Posted Sep 10th 2007 11:05AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo Bruce Willis -- pictured below with his Playmate girlfriend Karen McDougal and two of his daughters, Scout and Tallulah -- hit up a movie theater in Culver City, Calif. over the weekend.  "One senior citizen, one adult, and two kids tickets, please!" Posted Sep 10th 2007 10:55AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Britney Spears  In a major change from Brit's wild Vegas weekend, where she was hitting up to three clubs a night and partying with Diddy and 50 Cent -- the melancholy mother ended her night at the Bellagio in the company of -- her brother, Brian. Family support may be just what the busted popwreck needs, after colossally flopping in her hyped "comeback" performance, and enduring a blistering verbal assault by caustic VMA host, Sarah Silverman, who notoriously poked fun at Paris Hilton hours before she went to jail -- and last night attacked Britney just seconds after Brit left the stage. Oops, she did it again! Posted Sep 10th 2007 10:53AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Paparazzi Video  The "Shaft" star, who usually plays big personalities on screen, had little to say to TMZ cameras as he exited his New York hotel. Word! The ever cool and calm Jackson remained tight lipped to photogs, but even he couldn't be impolite as he said "goodnight!" Such a gentleman! Posted Sep 10th 2007 10:50AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fly Me This Pucci Hoochie (aka Victoria Beckham), created another Kennedy tragedy by walking through JFK Airport in this pseudo-psychedelic streetwalker chic.  As if traveling weren't scary enough these days -- Vicki single-handedly raised the terror alert to PINK! Please remove your shoes -- permanently! This Poshtitute look -- requires an escort! Posted Sep 10th 2007 10:41AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Britney Spears Remember Felicia Culotta, Brit's old assistant and close friend of the family? TMZ spotted the former right hand girl in Vegas over the weekend, and she was giving poor Brit Brit a run for her train wreck money. Okay, okay, so it's not Culotta. But this drag queen sure looks like her! Take a look at her loveliness HERE. Posted Sep 10th 2007 9:31AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Celebrity Justice  The Las Vegas Police Department has just issued a statement to TMZ about the fight between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee: "A little after 8:00 PM last night we received a call that a disturbance had occurred at the MTV Video Music Awards. We had a lot of officers working in and around the awards so they got her fairly quickly. We determined that the altercation was between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee. After our investigation, Kid Rock did receive a citation for misdemeanor battery. Everyone involved was interviewed." Kid Rock must appear in a Vegas court in the next three to five weeks. | 
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